January 2011
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Al Jazeera live stream →
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Countryside
During one round of the game, Stephen Fry suggested that ‘countryside’ should mean ‘to kill Piers Morgan’.
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themonkeysyouordered: Literal New Yorker captions
themonkeysyouordered:
We’re marionettes now!
inothernews:
Sick to my stomach already over the Tucson shooting, and God damn this asshole for even killing a defenseless child.
So, I just got an tv. It’s cool and everything, but what I want to know is how they got all the little electronic bits into the solid aluminium remote!
Tim Morgan's thoughts that are too big for... →
xamanderx:
I really love any opportunity to knock Sebastian down. I was mad at him for continuing to irritate me (or, exist) post-grad, but this makes me feel better.
But fair warning: it’s enormous.
Communism! Teamwork!
This is why we're in a recession
Me: “Hello, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Yeah, can I get a piece of candy?”
Me: “Sure, that’s one dollar.”
Customer: “Oh. I only have a five.” *starts walking away*
Me: “Excuse me, Ma’am? I said it’s only a dollar.”
Customer: “I know. Why would I waste four dollars?”
*sob*
“There are a series of men and women, whose whole job is to stop you from having...”
– (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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